Uncle Paul

Hi honey, This is Daddy, Is Mom near the phone?
No, Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a brief pause, Daddy says, but honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mom, Right now.

Brief Pause.

Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Go knock on the bedroom door and shout to MommyThat Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.

Okay, Daddy, Just a minute. A few minutes later The little girl comes back to the phone. I did it, Daddy.

And what happened, honey?'
Well, Mom got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ranaround screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser And now she isn't moving at all!

Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?
He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you taken out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.

Long Pause

Longer Pause

Even Longer Pause

Then Daddy says, Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?

No, I think you have the wrong number........

Your Hired

As the young man was filling his job application for a local manufacturer of jet engines. He got stuck with a question on the application.

Q. Are you a leader? Yes/No

After thinking about it for a moment, he marks it NO. He assumed they already had leaders and needed some type of work.

Several days latter, he gets a letter congradulating him for being hired. Within the letter the manager stated.

We have hired 21applicants this month. 20 of them said theywere leaders. We have decided to hire you because, with so many leaders it would be good to have someone follow.