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Two rednecks go on a fishing trip and

have one heck of a good day.

On the trip back to the pier the first redneck says, "I caught four

small mouth bass". The second redneck says, "my largest small mouth bass weighed 5 1/2 pounds, and I caught five.

At the pier:

1st redneck says, "I hope you marked where we caught all the Bass "?

2nd redneck says, " Yup! Put a big "X" on the side of the boat".

1st redneck says, "You darn idiot, how do you know if we will get the same boat next time".

Gone Fishing

A women invites her husbands boyfriend into their home. They make love for hours. Suddenly the phone rings.

Being in her home she answers as her mate listens to the one sided conversation.

(She is speaking in a cheery voice.)

" Hello? honey, Yes, having a good time, No, I'm sorry, Ok, Yes, Yes, I'm Ok, Ya,
(she giggles) tee heee heee, Ok see you then, Bye an miss you. As she hangs up the phone her boy friend ask "Who was that?"

Oh! She replies, "that was my husband telling me how great a time you and him
are having on the fishing trip."

Fishing Trip

Two guys get together for a fishing trip. They rent everything they need, rod & reels, canoe and
even a car to get them there. They even rent a quint fishing cabin by the lake.

On their first day of fishing they catch nothing. The second and third day shows no signs of any fish. This goes on until their last day of the vacation when one of them catches a fish.

On their drive back to their cabin one turns to the other and states "Do you realize that this one lousy fish cost us twenty one hundred dollars ?"

The other guy say "Wow ! Thank goodness we only caught that one !"

Sexy Pleasures

After completing all his chores Jim walks into the kitchen for a snack. His wife
comes in with her sexy nighties, "Jim if you tie me to the bed you can do anything
that you like. Jim ties her up and ties her to the bed as well and goes fishing.
"Pleasure is always where you find it" ...