Ice Fisherman

One day the ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and looks

into the hole when he hears a voice say,

"Theres no fish down there".

He drills another hole a few yards away and looks into the hole

and a voice says,

"Theres no fish down there".

Again he drills another hole further away again

when he hears a voice say,

"Theres no fish down there".

The fisherman looks up into the sky and asked,

"God is that you ?"

"No, you idiot", the voice says, "Its the rink master".

What do Fish and Women have in Common.
They both stop shaking their tails, after you catch them !!

Chew Tobacco

When Ole man Willie Grimace arrived home from fishing, his neighbor asks, "How was the fishin today Willie ?", "better than some past weeks". Willie shows his neighbor his catch for the day. Those are nice fish, Willie. What did you use for bait ?

I take a piece of chewed tobacco and place it on the hook, cast it out and when fish snags the baited hook, I wait for the fish to come up and spit the chewing tobacco,

then I hit him with the butt of the pole !..

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