Blonde and Dummy

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar.
He goes thru his usual run of stupid blonde jokesnwhen a big blonde
women in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,

"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes,ass hole.
What makes you think you can sterotype women that way? What does a person's
physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you
who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community,
and reaching my full potencial as a person...'because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but also women in general,
all in the name of humor'. When the blond pipes up..
The Flustered ventriloquist begins to apologize,.. 'You stay out of this mister
I'm talking to the midget on your knee'...

Aged Blonde

A blonde comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says:
"Mummy today at school we learned how to count. Well' the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That's good, isn't it?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?"
"Yes darling, it's because your blonde."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says:
"Mummy, today at school we learned the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !
Thats good is'nt it?"
"Yes darling very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde. Mummy?"
"Yes darling it's because your blonde."

Next day' she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went
swimming and well' all the girls have no breast, but look at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive hooters at her mum.
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"

Her mother replies " No darling, it's because you're 25.