Thanksgiving

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you, your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough !"
"Pop, what are you talking about ?" The son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "Where sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck their getting aa divorce, "she shouts, "I'll take care of this. "She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are not getting a divorce. Don't
do a single thing till I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Untill then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HERE ME?" AND HANGS UP.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay, he says,
"I got the kids to come for Thankgiving, AND I got them to pay their own way!"

Johnny's at it again....

Little Johnny's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds,
Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am,
but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'