Aged Blonde
A blonde comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says:
"Mummy today at school we learned how to count. Well' the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That's good, isn't it?"
"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde?"
"Yes darling, it's because your blonde."
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says:
"Mummy, today at school we learned the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !
Thats good is'nt it?"
"Yes darling very good."
"Is that because I'm blonde. Mummy?"
"Yes darling it's because your blonde."
Next day' she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went
swimming and well' all the girls have no breast, but look at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive hooters at her mum.
"Is that because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
Her mother replies " No darling, it's because you're 25.
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