Poor Memory

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house,
and after eating, the wives left the table and went into
the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said,
"Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was
really great". I would recommend it very highly.

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said,
"What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?" "Yes, that's the one," replied the man.
He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,
"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?


Memory Lapse

Sometimes memory lapses are a good thing .
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices
that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just
raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be
waving to him, and although familiar he can't place
where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry,
do you know me?"

She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
been unfaithful. "Holy shit," he says, "are you that stripper
from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table
in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher.