Miracle Grow

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to
his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in
'Slim Fast.' Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out
of his drawer. 'What the hell is this?' he said to himself as a
little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put
talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow.'