Welfare Client

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight
up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy
old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his
nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply
all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well,
you started it."