Economy Blonde:

A plane is on it's way to Toronto. When a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class Section and sits down..
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blond that she paid for Economy Class and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to toronto and I'm staying right here". The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in Economy,and won't move back to her seat in Economy.
The co-pilot goes back to see the blonde and explains that because she hadpaid for Economy Class that she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to toronto and I'm staying right here".
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waitingwhen we land and have the blond arrested.
The pilot says , "You say she is blonde ?" Allow me to try and talk to her, Iam sure to be able to handle this, I'm married and I speak blonde
The pilot goes back and whispers in her ear, "Oh, I'm sorry", and the blonde quickly moves her back to her seat in Economy Class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask the pilot," what it was hehad said to the blonde?"..
"I told her First Class was'nt going to Toronto"...