Gone Fishing

One afternoon grandad decides to go fishing an brings his grandson along. After
twenty minutes of fishing grampa opens a flask of whiskey. The boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have some ?"
Can your dick touch your ass ?
'No'
Then sit down and watch your line .
After a drink of whisky grandad lights up a Camel.
"Grampa can I have one"
Can your dick touch your ass ?, Grampa asked .
'No'
Then set down and behave.
Feeling bad the boy sits down and starts to eat some chocolate cookies he brought along. Grampa ask's , "Can I have a chocolate cookie"?
Can your dick touch your ass ?
"Yes"
Then go fuck yourself cause grandma made these for me...