Man: How old is your Father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a Father the day I was born.


An Absent-minded man went to see a Psychiatrist.
"My trouble is, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
"How long has this been going on?"
"How long has what been going on?"


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy; No, Mine is an undying love.



Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes or No.